Vampire Zombies Released From Below

First thing I'll do, is check how many bullets I have

Sorry I didn't get around to administering the cure yesterday, I came over feeling quite under the weather in the evening.. don't worry, I didn't start biting people for real Anyways, the last dregs have now been administered, when you're dead now your dead. Will we last till Halloween??

Oh, and I see I'm infected still again. Beware. *puts on a fitting Nicki Minaj old mix tape*

Now you're dead

Some one is trigger happy - there's going to be a few zombies about on All Hallows Eve

Who is it? Hope I'm not next!

Who is it then, because I'm going to confess, I shot who I could - it was time for my revenge for always ending up dead

But obviously there's someone else out there - probably the same person who always targets me

I was already dead - so it wasn't me