Apologies for the minor outbreak of a mutated strain which occurred at 04:36 today. As per the previous slip of the fang on sparklefingers, this time Storm was attacked by Gackt in his sleep who couldn't withstand his hunger any longer.
A team was despatched almost immediately to dispense weaponry and cures. Hopefully the situation will be back in control again quickly.
*actual response vehicle parked up just a little way from where the attack took place. This is real! (well, slightly)
I was going to say what a fat load of good that Zombie Outbreak Response Vehicle was, but... it appears we are all feeling better again this morning. So either they did their job, or it was all a dream.
Hopefully it was a dream, however just in case it wasn't I have found this which might help us in the future, though I have no idea if it will help against the Vampire Zombie strain of the virus:
Be prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse, get coordinates of Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kits.
With the impending Zombie Apocalypse we must be prepared! We are setting out to place geocache Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kits throughout the country, starting with Vermont. These kits will have basic survival supplies to help you survive!